American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK
"SpongeBob SquarePants - SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" (2004)
Been seeing a lot of cock on my dash lately.
cUUUUTTTEE!! there she go. shes gone. goodbye
here lies shark chick she ran fast and died a virgin
I forgot to post this selfie! I wish I looked like this everyday but tbh I think I just got lucky with the makeup and styling? everyday aesthetic goals tho
what the fuck!!! you have to stop you are Too Handsome
if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave
tbh i did that run cycle in order to see if im ready to create an anime op at any given moment should the time come
;v; i love heeeeerrrr shes just so freaking cute.
thank you. beans are doing their best 2 prepare now…………………….
[steps out of a cryogenic freezer] im here from 1960 and im ready to have an opinion on comic books under the assumption literally nothing has changed in the last 50 years.